It's just a matter of perception

CPR!

2009-02-24T12:05:00.004+08:00

*One thousand two thousand three thousand......*
*Performs rescue breathing*

Blog: *COUGH COUGH COUGH*

Ok lame. Cant stand myself. Anw, just here to revive the blog. I shall talk about what I've learn in Science Centre after working for 1.5 month.

1. Albert Einstein not only has supreme intelligence, he also has almost unlimited strength that allows him to climb up the rope forever. And ever.

2. You'll always hear an explosion of hydrogen-filled balloons the 4th time the tesla coil is activated everyday during the 3pm tesla coil demonstration.

3. 70% of our body is made up of water.

4. If 1% of the water in our body is gone, we'll feel thirsty.

That means... we'll feel thirsty when 0.7% of our weight is lost due to perspiration.
Assuming that the mass of a person is 60kg, 0.7% of that would be 420g. And if you still think this amount isn't impressive, look at this.

420g of water = (420 / 18) x 6.02 x 10^23
= 1.40 x 10^25 molecules of water (to 3 s.f)

Impressive isn't it? The numerial value is even more than the no. of durians you eat a day. Amazing.

5. Newton owns a room. It's called Newton's room.

6. Einstein is gay. He always climbs to up to the 2nd floor to peep at Newton's room.

7. The thunderbolt is not caused by Pikachu. Perhaps Raichu.

Tata!

Feeling emo? Maybe not!

2009-02-06T20:12:00.002+08:00

Today is one of those days when you feel that everyone's so busy, too busy to talk to the bored you. Well I don't know whether you feel this way but at least that's how I feel. This can be an emo day. However, all feelings came right from us. We can control our thinking and hence our feelings. For me, I take this day as a day for me to reflect on my life, and plan for my future. I believe that we reach a new level of maturity when we take some time off to reflect. This is also the time that you don't have to share your time with anyone. You have your own time to listen to your favourite music, to play your games, to do what you want to do. It's not a bad thing after all, provided that this doesn't last for long. If it does, then something must be wrong with you and your life. If you feel like me someday, just chill and relax. Kthxbyegoodluckhavefuneverybody.

1 min of reflection

2009-01-01T10:01:00.002+08:00

Alright firstly.. HAPPY NEW YEAR TO ALL.

Before we welcome the new year, let's have one min of reflection of the things in 2008.

There are a few lessons learnt in 2008.

1. Everything will turn out right in the end. If they don't, then you won't be here reading this and I wont be even typing this.

2. The time on the clock will keep ticking unless there's no battery in it.

3. If you are not a guy, you are a girl.

4. Everything comes and go away. Otherwise, you'll have everything now.

Tata...

Alright on a more serious note, let's us cherish what we have now. kthxbyegoodluckhavefun.

Red / Blue

2008-11-28T23:26:00.003+08:00

Which do you think is cuter? Tag you opinion!

1.

2.

Plan Essssssscape

2008-11-17T23:43:00.003+08:00

Light pack v1.3

1. Pencil
2. Eraser
3. Extra Lead
3. GC
4. Entryproof
5. Wallet(with ez link)

Mwuahahaha! It's too late for you all to read this!!!

2008-11-12T18:47:00.003+08:00

ah ah ah ah ah AH AH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ECONS IS FINALLY OVER. Freaking econs

Woot that means only 80 questions left to the end of A levels!

Were planning to go IRC for lan after econs but the super nice weather made us changed our mind.

And wow! Dad shouted at mum for the first time in life. My mum was yelling at me for stupid stuff like not drinking tea, did not take out the empty shampoo container.......... and then my dad suddenly shouted at her and scolded a few vulgars. Stunned but man.

And then i was at the corridor, going to throw the rubbish bag into the chute. The corridor looked so cool. The lights were not on. The surroundings were wet. But both ends of the corridor, my house and my neighbor's were bright and light. It really looks like some sort of movie scene. Cool.

My family (我的家庭 )

2008-11-06T16:05:00.011+08:00

某天 ~ 黃淙暐的老師 ~在課堂上出習題 ~
作文名稱：我的家庭

　我出生在一個非常貧苦的家庭，記得小時候，爸爸的生活很無聊，整天只能數錢，媽媽也是，整天都在掃錢。

我家住在深山中，每次要出去買東西，都相當麻煩，開保時捷要 5 小時，開賓士也要4 小時；雖然家裡有直昇機，但是開到那邊很難找到停機位，相當的不方便。

我偶爾也會出去逛街，爸媽怕我被綁架，隨身有 20 多個保鑣保護著，大家看到我都嚇跑了，所以我從小就開始被排斥...... 因為家裡是在深山，每次到了冬天都非常冷，爸爸也說，出去買東西很麻煩，所以冬天沒有暖爐 ...沒有棉被 ...每天只能陪著爸媽燒錢取暖 ... 而睡覺的時候，也只能蓋著錢睡覺 (我覺得英鎊比較溫暖) 。

記得小時候，有一次，因為房間太大，還來不及跑出房間，就尿褲子了。所以，爸爸在我房間放了一台小綿羊機車，好讓我能在 10分鐘以內，衝出 1000 坪的房間，穿越 5公里的走廊，到達 800 坪的廁所 (我常常在走廊迷路 ) 。

爸爸又另外叫人加蓋了 20間 600坪裡面有著250 坪小廁所的破房間。爸爸說：以後如果尿濕了，直接換房間，如果房間不夠或是太小的話，再告訴爸爸，爸爸再叫人來多蓋幾間，我們的生活很辛苦，你要忍著點！！

現在想起來，爸爸真是個善良的人！！

　還記得有一次，家裡遭小偷，因為他用炸藥炸壞了我爸的保險箱，使得裡面的金幣不斷的往外滾出來，結果竟把那個小偷壓死了 .......我覺得那個小偷好可憐 ......
金幣壓死人是很痛的!! 他不像之前那個被鈔票悶死的小偷一樣幸運。

媽媽也常常告訴我，我們家生活非常困苦∼要我學著吃苦∼
　所以我從小養成了刻苦耐勞精神，我將來的志願，是要找 200 隻會吃錢的怪物，好把家裡的錢都吃光，為那些可憐的小偷報仇！！

嘉義市蘭潭國小六年一班黃淙暐

老師評語：去死啦！

Creativity!

2008-10-30T21:46:00.005+08:00

Not good in piano? Not good with drums? Not talented? Fear not! Creativity is the solution to all of that. Don't believe? Let me show you. Watch the video below...

Now I can own anyone in piano. =D

On the other hand.......

As the day passes and the evilest moment of A level draws nearer, students are going bonkers. Here's what the A level has done to one of our fellow students.

Oh poor glen.

2008-10-12T16:43:00.006+08:00

Money is not the most important thing in the world.

Love is.

Fortunately, I love money. =D

Saw this thing behind the back of a shirt of a little girl. lololol!

Bleeding love(male version)

2008-09-20T16:34:00.001+08:00

Famous people, 'champion' words

2008-09-16T22:17:00.003+08:00

"It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's
the impurities in our air and water that are doing it."
--Al Gore, Vice President

"We are ready for an unforeseen event that
may or may not occur."
--Al Gore, Vice President

"We don't necessarily discriminate. We simply exclude
certain types of people."
--Colonel Gerald Wellman, ROTC Instrutor.

"If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure."
--Bill Clinton, President

"Traditionally, most of Australia's imports come
from overseas."
--Keppel Enderbery

"Your food stamps will be stopped effective
March 1992 because we received notice that
you passed away. May God bless you. You may
reapply if there is a change in your circumstances."
--Department of Social Services, Greenville, South Carolina

(On September 17, 1994, Alabama's Heather Whitestone was selected as Miss America 1995.)
Question: If you could live forever, would you and why?

Answer: "I would not live forever, because we should not
live forever, because if we were supposed to live forever,
then we would live forever, but we cannot live forever,
which is why I would not live forever,"

--Miss Alabama in the 1994 Miss USA contest.

I'm not the only champion :D

Another personality test!

2008-07-12T17:19:00.002+08:00

From the test it seems like my priorities in life are ranked:

1. Money (Oh man am I that money-faced?)
2. Family
3. Career
4. Love (U)
5. Pride (Wow! I'm amazed)

My own personality: Loyal
My partner's personality: Cute
My enemy's personality: Dirty
My interpretation of sex: Energetic =O
My own life: Big

Here's the link
http://memoriter.net/flash/test.html

HOT.

2008-06-29T18:01:00.003+08:00

The weather these days r getting warmer and warmer. The digital thermometer in my digital living-room clock showed 31-32 degree celcius these few days. I couldn't stop sweating without a fan! Fan is definitely the greatest invention.

Went to have a haircut today. Went to a new hairdresser. She left a "tail" on the back and cut away the sides of the back of my hair. Quote: "Your hair is weird at the back so leaving a tail will make it look nicer and more stylish". And so I have a hair tail. She also said that I looked like a mix-blooded Portuguese. Wow. Ok actually everybody's a mix-blood - our dad's blood with our mum's. Tata!

QuizzzzzzzezzZzz

2008-06-24T19:11:00.006+08:00

Would you survive a zombie attack?
http://www.quizgalaxy.com/quiz_227.html

Woot not bad! 75% chance of surviving heh. I think Bruce can survive totally man.

What will happen to you after you die?
http://www.quizgalaxy.com/quiz.php?id=81

Aww can you see the halo above my head? :D

Everyone loves kung fu fighting

2008-06-12T22:22:00.003+08:00

Oh right! KUNG FU PANDA ROCKS! I'm starting to love animated films. It's like animated films can bring out a lot more humour than non-animated films. Yea the storyline of that movie was pretty sweet too and I've learnt something out of the movie.

"There's no secret recipe. You just have to believe that you are special"

Believe in yourself indeed.

And although the class sentosa outing was a flop, the movie was quite enjoyable. So my day was still quite good. :)

Banana Squashed

2008-06-11T21:55:00.003+08:00

Woot yea came back from peneng 2 days ago. Ok that's not the point. The point is that before I left for peneng, on the night after njco concert, I forgot to take out the lovely banana that simin gave me. Till yesterday, when my mum asked where's my 3rd pair of the cute greyish nj pants, I realised that it was still in my bag. I quickly opened the bag and found a half squashed black banana together with a almost rotting carrot, mentos, some cute smiley toy. There's this strong stench coming out from the rotten banana. But it didn't stink like what you think. The smell was just unique. Oh well, my 1st experience with a rotten banana. I must thank my mum for helping me to wash my bag after I got scolded for 10 mins. Thanks mum! :D

1-on-1 interview with Mr. Tam Tan

2008-05-29T17:47:00.005+08:00

Do you prefer to be barefooted or wearing slippers?
I prefer wearing shoe.

Do you prefer the guys' toilet or the girls' toilet?
Guys toilet duh. Girls' toilet has no urinal. Boring.

Do you prefer guys or girls?
...

Do you prefer day or night?
I like the day more when it's at night and vice versa.

In a game of scissors, paper and stone, who has a higher probability of winning? Timothy or Benjamin?
Until Benjamin graduates from Zhihan's school for noobies(unfortunately this will never happen), Timothy will always be the champion.

Do you have a blog?
Erm.....no.

Do you tell lies?
Alright I'll be honest. Nope :)

If u were to be an animal, what will you be?
Bird. No penguins, chickens, ostrich though.

Say the sport that you like most.
the sport that you like most.

Whose brain do you wish to have?
Albert Einstein's

Whose voice do you wish to have?
Jay Chou's

Whose hair do you wish to have?
Cloud Strife's

Whose body do you wish to have?
Definitely not Hao Bo's

REVIVED!

2008-05-13T20:14:00.003+08:00

Oh great! Blog revived by this single post.

Anw, 1st thing 1st. YES YES YESHH!!!!! HOLY. I've finally completed the bomberman game! WOOT!~

Wow I went to play bomberman on the day before the 1st paper. Yay i rock. :D

Managed to level my maple char during the 4 days break. :D

Yay I've cut my super long fringe myself! Bring it on S.P! :D

Felt more confident with econs. In fact, I'm more confident with econs than other subjects although econs was my worst subject last year. :D

Alright, common test starts tmr! Happy studying everyone! And dont forget to smile. :D

Dreams

2008-03-25T21:37:00.007+08:00

There's nothing that can defy the law of physics except for one - dreams. The dreams in this case refers to dreaming and not the passion, goal or aim u wish to achieve in life. Ah yes u've not seen wrongly. I said dreams can defy the law of physics and the story goes like this . . . .

One fine day in the shuai ge jinxian's lalaland, everyone was living peacefully. Suddenly, there's a virus outbreak and in the next moment, the whole town was manifested with unzombish looking zombies. The whole story narrates around our hero jinxian who fought his way through the zombie army using his ability of flying and gliding in air.

Ok enough of the crap. My point is that in our dreams, nothing is impossible. We are able to experience what we can never experience throughout our whole life such as flying and that's definitely a whole lot of fun =D Even nightmares are fun experiences if u know that u r just in ur own dreams.

I remembered Bruce told me about his version of the zombie dream. One moment the whole city was covered with zombies and so he called his teacher for help. After 10 seconds(or was it 10 mins), his teacher arrived with a big tank -.-

Ok here's another zombie dream I had which doesn't make any logic. I was being chased by 2 zombies who(which) were moving at about the speed of 1m/s. Being a fast runner, i was running with at least a speed of 3m/s. Relatively, I should be moving at a speed of 2m/s away from them. However, the illogical part was that those 2 zombies were always close behind me. And in the dream, I was running around my old neighbourhood area.

One point to consider is that whether one has the ability to manipulate his or her own dreams. If a person can dream whatever he wants, he can be a zillionaire and live in the most luxurious place in the world; he can be the superhero that always saves the city from evil villains such as Mojo Jojo. As long as u can imagine it, u can achieve it in ur dreams. Actually there's a meaning to many types of dream that we have. For example, during the dream of having the ability to fly, if u r able to control ur flight well, it means that u r in control of ur life. For interested dream-ers, u can just google "dreams" and there'll be kilograms if not tons of websites available.

Whee!

2008-03-22T13:18:00.003+08:00

AH YES!! I fianlly did something productive this weekend! Woot! 3 Claps for myself =D
ok actually it's not alot, just completed 2 maths qns, 2 electrochem qns and econs essay. And oh! I've packed my file and now it's as light as a spotlight. And I ran today! Ah yes it was meowing and woofing the past 2 days when i felt like running. Woot felt so healthy after the run =D

Ok some random questions

1.What is a male ladybug called?

2.How can you die in the living room?

3.How come the sun makes your skin darker but your hair lighter?

4.Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?

5.If you tell a joke, and no one laughs, was it really a joke?

7 Hand Poker

2008-03-19T22:33:00.004+08:00

You know what do they call me? The King of 7 hand poker. And after thrashing my gardener Benjamin 5-0 in 7 hand poker, the title "King of 7 hand poker" suits me even better. Looks like my gardener needs to brush up his skills. Maybe 7 years down the bukit timah road, my gardener will be on par with me. =D I'm sorry if anyone else wants to challenge my title coz I'm too busy to entertain people who are still enrolled in "Zhihan's school for noobies".

Mentioning about Zhihan, i wonder when he will get tired of people asking about his plaster-ificated face.

I went to watch rule no. 1 today. The horrifying part was not bad and the concept was rather original. However, the ending was a bit abrupt and it appeared that the producer just want to squeeze in a twist at the back. Nevertheless, the smart me had managed to link all the links together whether it's Ez-link, the linkway, magnetic flux linkage or whatsoever while some little girl seemed to be link-less. =D

2008-03-14T10:02:00.004+08:00

It has been decades since I've updated. Ok this post will serve as a record of what I did during this march holiday.

Friday 7th - Band Concert
Saturday 8th - Rotting at home and tutoring my cousin Maths
Sunday 9th - CO East Coast Park Outing
Monday 10th - CO camp day 1
Tuesday 11th - CO camp day 2
Wednesday 12th - Rotting at home and recovering back my lack of sleep during the camp
Thursday 13th - Hannah Hannah =P
Friday 14th - Rotting at home and blogging
Saturday 15th - Played soccer, watched "Step up 2". Yo! Wassup!
Sunday 16th - Rotting at home. Took a nap.

The New Era of Power Rangers

2008-03-04T20:17:00.002+08:00

Missed power rangers? Here they are back with lots of cool moves and actions! Enjoy.

Chemistry of life

2008-02-27T22:50:00.003+08:00

Electron repulsion pair theory on bus

Have you ever notice the way at how people fill up the seats on a bus? Usually, people will occupy the "orbitals" and refuse to share their "orbitals" with other people unless they dont have a choice. Yep, it's due to the invisible repelling force that exists in each and everyone of us that creates this phenomenon.

In psychological terms, it means that everyone on bus wants to be emo and be left alone.

In economic terms, it means that everyone thinks that underemployment of resources, in this case the seats, is beneficial to all.

In physics, it doesn't make sense since we are supposed to have attractive forces in between us.

In the recent year 2005, scientists have discovered a new kind of element.

Element : Woman

Element : Woman
Symbol : Wo
Atomic mass : Accepted as 53.6 kg may vary from 40 – 200 kg
Occurrence : Copious quantities in all shopping malls

Physical properties :
1. Surface usually covered in painted film
2. Boils at nothing, freezes without any known reason
3. Melts if given special treatment
4. Bitter if incorrectly used
5. Found in various states, ranging from virgin metal to common ore.
6. Yields to pressure applied at correct points

Chemical properties :
1. Has great affinity for gold, silver and a range of precious stones
2. Absorbs great quantities of expensive substances
3. May explode spontaneously without prior warning and for no known reason
4. Insoluble in liquids, but activity greatly increases by saturation in alcohol
5. Most powerful money reducing agent known to man

Common uses :
1. Highly ornamental, especially in sports cars
2. Can be a great aid to relaxation
3. Very effective cleaning agent

Test :
1. Pure specimen turns rosy pink when discovered in natural state
2. Turns green when placed beside a better specimen

Potential hazards :
1. Highly dangerous except in experienced hands
2. Illegal to posses more than one, although several can be maintained at different locations as long as specimens do not come into direct contact with each other.

Warning
PROLONGED EXPOSURE TO THIS ELEMENT CAN CAUSE SEVERE PHYSICAL, MENTAL, AND FINANCIAL DAMAGE

Mummy! It's ALL "over"!!

2008-02-23T21:39:00.004+08:00

Firstly, 2 things are oval - an egg, and a rugby ball.

Ok Next! I'm proud to announce that NIGHT HIKE 2008 has finally come to an end! Whee~

We are like spending countless days and nights preparing for this and thank god, Jesus, Buddha, Allah, Jade-Emperor, Dragon king of the East, Monkey God Sun Wu Kong and all other higher beings not mentioned for the healthy and great weather last night or we would have been in our small little cute ponchos. =)

Now here are the top 3 teams for Night Hike 2008:

1. Da Vinci

2. Z is for cookie(which is also my group =D=D)

3. Chingay Dream Team and Endurance Aura - 07ip06

For the rest of the 7 teams, don't feel down or something. At least you all got a 1.5 litres H2o drink as well as some snacks to chew on =)
And i i believe some teams have achieved their goals. Like the Night Hikers who have successfully hiked in the middle of the night as well as Team TAF(a.k.a. TAF club) who have lost a few Kgs.

And last but not least, thank you everyone for helping to clear the spider webs in MacRitchie and Bukit Timah area. =)

Not every day is Sunday!

2008-02-17T15:50:00.006+08:00

Yep not every day is Sunday but today is Sunday! Woot! Sunday is the best time for me to get back my sleep. Hmm I slpt from 8+ ytd to 10 in the morning =) I'm so totally deserving of this long hours of slp.

And guess what? Some pig knocked onto some "no parking" sign while smsing me this morning. LOL I had a great laugh. What a good way to start a Sunday morning! HAHA! =D=D

But sigh, there's still tons and millions and billions and trillions and zillions of hwk left undone and I'm still doing the physics SPA skill D which was supposed to be handed up on Friday. Many weekends are spent on night hike stuff. I hope night hike next week would be a success. Actually, it will surely be a success with me and my servant's servant Benjamin around. I guess it's time to promote Benjamin to my gardener since he has worked for my servant for many years and has gained a credit in pointing out the alignment error of my tagboard. =)

Weekend!

2008-02-15T22:21:00.003+08:00

It has been a hard and long way enduring all the way from Monday to Friday. You deserve a good rest. Then again, there's some ~!@#$%^&*()_ *toot* *TOOT* night hike recee tmr where you need to wake up at 630 early in the morning ~~where the birds are not even chirping yet.~~ edit: The birds were alr chirping when i left my left at 650

Popular Voucher

2008-02-13T23:10:00.000+08:00

Some of you may ask what is a popular voucher so let me clarify all these in my 1st post. No it's not what you think! It's not a voucher that makes u popular. You wish. Ah yes it's the voucher which enables you to purchase thing(s) in a popular store. And if by now you still don't know what a popular store is, go put your face in the toilet bowl. Who knows after you have put your face in the toilet bowl, u may suddenly realize what a popular store is! Ok for those who still cant figure out after putting your face in the toilet bowl, refer to www.popular.com.sg for more information.

So this is it for the introduction of the popular voucher. Stay tuned for more posts coming up!