Chemistry of life

Electron repulsion pair theory on bus

Have you ever notice the way at how people fill up the seats on a bus? Usually, people will occupy the "orbitals" and refuse to share their "orbitals" with other people unless they dont have a choice. Yep, it's due to the invisible repelling force that exists in each and everyone of us that creates this phenomenon.

In psychological terms, it means that everyone on bus wants to be emo and be left alone.

In economic terms, it means that everyone thinks that underemployment of resources, in this case the seats, is beneficial to all.

In physics, it doesn't make sense since we are supposed to have attractive forces in between us.





In the recent year 2005, scientists have discovered a new kind of element.

Element : Woman

Element : Woman
Symbol : Wo
Atomic mass : Accepted as 53.6 kg may vary from 40 – 200 kg
Occurrence : Copious quantities in all shopping malls

Physical properties :
1. Surface usually covered in painted film
2. Boils at nothing, freezes without any known reason
3. Melts if given special treatment
4. Bitter if incorrectly used
5. Found in various states, ranging from virgin metal to common ore.
6. Yields to pressure applied at correct points

Chemical properties :
1. Has great affinity for gold, silver and a range of precious stones
2. Absorbs great quantities of expensive substances
3. May explode spontaneously without prior warning and for no known reason
4. Insoluble in liquids, but activity greatly increases by saturation in alcohol
5. Most powerful money reducing agent known to man

Common uses :
1. Highly ornamental, especially in sports cars
2. Can be a great aid to relaxation
3. Very effective cleaning agent

Test :
1. Pure specimen turns rosy pink when discovered in natural state
2. Turns green when placed beside a better specimen

Potential hazards :
1. Highly dangerous except in experienced hands
2. Illegal to posses more than one, although several can be maintained at different locations as long as specimens do not come into direct contact with each other.

Warning
PROLONGED EXPOSURE TO THIS ELEMENT CAN CAUSE SEVERE PHYSICAL, MENTAL, AND FINANCIAL DAMAGE