Chemistry of life

Electron repulsion pair theory on bus

Have you ever notice the way at how people fill up the seats on a bus? Usually, people will occupy the "orbitals" and refuse to share their "orbitals" with other people unless they dont have a choice. Yep, it's due to the invisible repelling force that exists in each and everyone of us that creates this phenomenon.

In psychological terms, it means that everyone on bus wants to be emo and be left alone.

In economic terms, it means that everyone thinks that underemployment of resources, in this case the seats, is beneficial to all.

In physics, it doesn't make sense since we are supposed to have attractive forces in between us.





In the recent year 2005, scientists have discovered a new kind of element.

Element : Woman

Element : Woman
Symbol : Wo
Atomic mass : Accepted as 53.6 kg may vary from 40 – 200 kg
Occurrence : Copious quantities in all shopping malls

Physical properties :
1. Surface usually covered in painted film
2. Boils at nothing, freezes without any known reason
3. Melts if given special treatment
4. Bitter if incorrectly used
5. Found in various states, ranging from virgin metal to common ore.
6. Yields to pressure applied at correct points

Chemical properties :
1. Has great affinity for gold, silver and a range of precious stones
2. Absorbs great quantities of expensive substances
3. May explode spontaneously without prior warning and for no known reason
4. Insoluble in liquids, but activity greatly increases by saturation in alcohol
5. Most powerful money reducing agent known to man

Common uses :
1. Highly ornamental, especially in sports cars
2. Can be a great aid to relaxation
3. Very effective cleaning agent

Test :
1. Pure specimen turns rosy pink when discovered in natural state
2. Turns green when placed beside a better specimen

Potential hazards :
1. Highly dangerous except in experienced hands
2. Illegal to posses more than one, although several can be maintained at different locations as long as specimens do not come into direct contact with each other.

Warning
PROLONGED EXPOSURE TO THIS ELEMENT CAN CAUSE SEVERE PHYSICAL, MENTAL, AND FINANCIAL DAMAGE

Mummy! It's ALL "over"!!

Firstly, 2 things are oval - an egg, and a rugby ball.

Ok Next! I'm proud to announce that NIGHT HIKE 2008 has finally come to an end! Whee~

We are like spending countless days and nights preparing for this and thank god, Jesus, Buddha, Allah, Jade-Emperor, Dragon king of the East, Monkey God Sun Wu Kong and all other higher beings not mentioned for the healthy and great weather last night or we would have been in our small little cute ponchos. =)

Now here are the top 3 teams for Night Hike 2008:

1. Da Vinci

2. Z is for cookie(which is also my group =D=D)

3. Chingay Dream Team and Endurance Aura - 07ip06

For the rest of the 7 teams, don't feel down or something. At least you all got a 1.5 litres H2o drink as well as some snacks to chew on =)
And i i believe some teams have achieved their goals. Like the Night Hikers who have successfully hiked in the middle of the night as well as Team TAF(a.k.a. TAF club) who have lost a few Kgs.


And last but not least, thank you everyone for helping to clear the spider webs in MacRitchie and Bukit Timah area. =)

Not every day is Sunday!

Yep not every day is Sunday but today is Sunday! Woot! Sunday is the best time for me to get back my sleep. Hmm I slpt from 8+ ytd to 10 in the morning =) I'm so totally deserving of this long hours of slp.

And guess what? Some pig knocked onto some "no parking" sign while smsing me this morning. LOL I had a great laugh. What a good way to start a Sunday morning! HAHA! =D=D

But sigh, there's still tons and millions and billions and trillions and zillions of hwk left undone and I'm still doing the physics SPA skill D which was supposed to be handed up on Friday. Many weekends are spent on night hike stuff. I hope night hike next week would be a success. Actually, it will surely be a success with me and my servant's servant Benjamin around. I guess it's time to promote Benjamin to my gardener since he has worked for my servant for many years and has gained a credit in pointing out the alignment error of my tagboard. =)

Weekend!

It has been a hard and long way enduring all the way from Monday to Friday. You deserve a good rest. Then again, there's some ~!@#$%^&*()_ *toot* *TOOT* night hike recee tmr where you need to wake up at 630 early in the morning where the birds are not even chirping yet. edit: The birds were alr chirping when i left my left at 650

Popular Voucher

Some of you may ask what is a popular voucher so let me clarify all these in my 1st post. No it's not what you think! It's not a voucher that makes u popular. You wish. Ah yes it's the voucher which enables you to purchase thing(s) in a popular store. And if by now you still don't know what a popular store is, go put your face in the toilet bowl. Who knows after you have put your face in the toilet bowl, u may suddenly realize what a popular store is! Ok for those who still cant figure out after putting your face in the toilet bowl, refer to www.popular.com.sg for more information.

So this is it for the introduction of the popular voucher. Stay tuned for more posts coming up!